Wednesday, April 25, 2012

That nagging feeling you had about Titanic...

"The only thing that made Titanic irritating has finally been brought to life. Yes, two people could fit on that door. Poor Jack."


A friend of mine posted this on Facebook and it cracks me up. I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio in high school, and of course, the movie Titanic. Raise your hand if your dance studio had at least 10 people do solos to that Celine Dion song that year.... {raising hand}

Not until this moment did I ever consider that Jack could have fit on that door... damn you Rose!

Is anyone really shelling out money to go see it again in theaters in 3-d? Do you think Leo and Kate are getting paid again?

9 comments:

Jenny said...

LOL- I saw this photo on Pinterest and cracked up. I always said that Jack's ass could have fit on that door with her!! Pissed me off!!

I didn't go see it in 3D, but a couple friends of mine did! It's crazy to think how long ago it was when it came out and how old I was- I still remember the night me and 3 of my friends saw it for the first time. I even remember I was wearing Tommy Boy perfume, and I still, AMAZINGLY, have that old bottle!! Everytime I smell it, it reminds me of seeing Titanic :) .....I think I just had a moment.....lol

Caitlin C. said...

Hahah, oh my goodness this CRACKED me up! I never thought about that but you're so right.. I'm willing to say THREE people could've fit on that door! Aww, I will forever love Jack!

thatfreckledbitch said...

Thank god this is finally getting some attention:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-biggest-problem-with-titanic

Also, NYT reported that Kate & Leo will not be paid, apparently their agents didn't think to include a 3-D clause....an inability to see the future is costing them millions. Shame.

Rebecca said...

love this movie! gonna just watch my vhs (old school) but I always see stuff like that about how he could have fit but Im pretty sure the piece or wood/door whatever it was started to sink when he tried to get on bc it could only hold the weight of one person...?? haha were gonna have to ask the director about that one!

Marian said...

BAHAHAH! I love this!! I saw the previews for it when I went to see Hunger Games...and I'll be honest. I started tearing up just during the preview...I think its the music, it just gets me every time! Not so sure if I'll see it...I don't know if I can handle those bodies falling in 3-d!

Ruth said...

I always wondered how they didn't make room for Jack on the door. But I guess it wouldn't have ended up so romantic.

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

hahaha that is hilarious! I mean who wouldn't at least tryyy to fit both people on there?!

Miss Chelsea said...

hahah I love them playing cards on it. Hilarious

Kate said...

It always bothered me that they didn't try harder to fit both of them! I read an article when the movie was rereleased that even if they could both fit, they would have been too heavy. Who knows!